Keychain? Pssht. Survival Tool.
Grow strong, learn how to get along, keep this bottle opening, can shaped piece of art in your pocket at all times, and you will survive. It is the ones that are prepared that survive when in situations like the “closed beer bottle” situation of 2014, or the “hey, can you open this for me” of ’09. This is serious stuff.
“Keychain: 2.25″ x 1.25”